Ruff, looking for someone to take care of me next weekend!

[tcepsa]

Okay, gotta do this while the hoomins are at work. I think I've watched them do this enough that I can pull it off. This is Zhenya, tcepsa and gipsieee's dog. They've been making plans to go to New York next weekend and they're going to leave me behind, I just know it!

Unfortunately, while I have figured out how to use a keyboard, I have not yet been able to get the doors open (the knobs are too slippery and I can't get a good angle on them) so there's no way I can let myself out to go for walks (and attend to other outdoor matters), to say nothing of being able to get into the closet where they hide my food!

Would someone out there in LJ-land be able to help me out? I'm very friendly, I don't bark, I'm housebroken, I'm current on my vaccinations, and I get along well with other dogs and even cats! I need to be fed and watered, and I need to go outside twice a day. Petting is also wonderful, though not strictly necessary; I can survive without it for a day or two... somehow...

If you're able to stop by my place twice on Saturday and once on Sunday morning and let me out for a little bit that would work, or I'd be happy to come and stay with you for a few days; I do just fine in strange places--I'm almost as well-traveled as my owners! I would need to come over on Friday night, and would go home again on Sunday night. If you're thinking of maybe letting me visit but you're not sure how I'd interact with everyone else, I can try to come by earlier and meet the rest of your family to see whether we'd get along.

If you're interested, please either respond to this post or send an e-mail to one of my owners.

Thanks!
Zhenya

Comments

[adularia.livejournal.com]

I nominate Mishka. Helpful cat is HALPFUL!

[insegnante.livejournal.com]

Alas Zhenya, I am unable to attend to you as we won't be available next weekend.

[wetdryvac.livejournal.com]

Hmm. The odds are low on the timing on this working out, but I may be offered a position working in your area. If so, would you be interested in renting your outbuilding, trading for work-around-the-place, etc? Cash-trade and work-trade both work for me, though depending on what they have me doing, probably you'll get more benefit from the cash than the amount of work I'd be able to do.

*chuckles*

Of course, I doubt they'll finalize on anything by next weekend, but if they do I'd be happy to dog/cat-sit.

Here's to them hiring me as a tech writer and turning it around in a reasonable time. Edited details surely to follow once I know what the limits of my NDA are.