OMG IT IZ T3H BEST PROGRAM MAKING LANGUAGE EVAR!!!11!!ONE!11

[tcepsa]

As seen in geekchick. I must have it: LOLCODE
I present my own variation: LOLCOFFEEMMM

Example code below:
HAI
IM IN UR PACKAGE COM.LOLCODE.EGGSAMPLE

CAN HAS COM.LOLCODE.TALKIN?
NO CAN HAS
   VISIBLE "O NOEZ!!!"
   KTHXBYE
HAS

I HAS A BITBUCKET
BITBUCKET HAS A NUMBAH IZ 10
IM IN UR LOOP COUNTIN DOWN UR BITBUCKET
   VISIBLE "BITBUCKET HAS: " N BITBUCKET
   IZ BITBUCKET CAN BE LESS THAN THREE
      VISIBLE "THE END IZ NEAR!1!"
   NO MORE IZ
IM LOOPIN UR LOOP
BTW Im outta ur loop

VISIBLE "BYEEEEEZZ!!1!1!!ONE!"
KTHXBYE