Diamond in the rough

Every once in a while, I stumble randomly across someone whose writings I find both amusing and insightful. Today was sort of one of those days. It wasn't completely random, since margoeve linked it. <tangent>Actually, now that I think about it, I hardly ever stumble across people randomly in LJ; they're almost all crosslinks from current friends...</tangent>

Anyway, I figure that any entry dealing simultaneously with blowjobs and Jesus is definitely worth checking out. Go! Read!