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tcepsaTop 10 Signs You're Dating Samus Aran:
10) When you ask for her address to pick her up, she gives you her coordinates.
9) She shows up at the door (which opens vertically) in a full suit of futuristic space armor.
8) One of the first things she asks you about is whether you would be okay with a long distance relationship.
7) When you notice that your coffee has gotten cold, she courteously offers to reheat it with her plasma beam.
6) You go to a Halloween party and she wins "Most Realistic" in the costume contest after demonstrating her grappling beam on one of the judges.
5) You order spaghetti with a side of breadsticks, she orders an energy tank with a side of missiles.
4) The conversation seems to focus primarily on life-sucking aliens, hidden tools, and devilishly difficult puzzles.
3) She freezes the molded jello dessert with her ice beam and then begins blasting it with missiles, all the while yelling "Die, Metroid scum!"
2) When you realize you locked your keys in your apartment, she rolls into a ball and goes in through the air duct.
1) How far she undresses depends on how quickly you managed to get her into bed.
10) When you ask for her address to pick her up, she gives you her coordinates.
9) She shows up at the door (which opens vertically) in a full suit of futuristic space armor.
8) One of the first things she asks you about is whether you would be okay with a long distance relationship.
7) When you notice that your coffee has gotten cold, she courteously offers to reheat it with her plasma beam.
6) You go to a Halloween party and she wins "Most Realistic" in the costume contest after demonstrating her grappling beam on one of the judges.
5) You order spaghetti with a side of breadsticks, she orders an energy tank with a side of missiles.
4) The conversation seems to focus primarily on life-sucking aliens, hidden tools, and devilishly difficult puzzles.
3) She freezes the molded jello dessert with her ice beam and then begins blasting it with missiles, all the while yelling "Die, Metroid scum!"
2) When you realize you locked your keys in your apartment, she rolls into a ball and goes in through the air duct.
1) How far she undresses depends on how quickly you managed to get her into bed.
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Date: 2005-02-22 09:19 am (UTC)