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[tcepsa]

Woo hoo, another great day at the office! My boss has decided to give everyone the afternoon off on account of all the extra time people have been putting in and the fantastic work that we've all been doing, but I think I'll stick around a little bit more--there are some new NIST publications out, and I really want to catch up on them. Man, those government documents make for fascinating reading! Get a couple of those, and your set for a night of fun.

Of course, maybe I'll just take them home with me tonight and read them there and watch taped episodes of "The 700 Club" with fortryll. I'm thinking about maybe ordering a computer for us at home so we can check out their website and talk on their messageboard about how to stop those heathens who are trying to take over the country with their left wing homo agenda. I'd have to order it from Dell or Gateway or something though, since neither of us know or care much about computers.

I'm thinking it would be worth the investment, though. Not only would I be able to meet with my brothers and sisters in Christ on that interweb thing, maybe I would be able to organize them to help me in my campaign to rid the world of smut. All those people posing and prancing around with their clothes off and even fornicating in photographs and on film! Their an abomination to God, and they must be stopped. Especially so-called "artists" who draw this stuff with pen and ink. They let there minds dwell on impure things, like fornicating with demons and sleeping with members of the same sex and all sorts of other unholy acts, tempting pure and holy Christians into corruption. Their doing the work of the devil, and they cannot be allowed to continue to affront our Holy Lord.

Other than that, theirs not much else to say today so far. Now I suppose I should get back to trying to figure out this programming stuff that my boss dumped on me. *sigh* It's the one thing about this job that I hate. Stupid computers.

Happy RabbitHole Day ;)

Comments

[fortryll.livejournal.com]

Hi Sweetheart,

I forgot to tell you...I'm pregnant finally! So we can stop having sex now, since we were only doing it in order to create life.

We have a weeks worth of Pat Robertson to catch up on, too.

But I thought tonight we were going to go out and test drive a new SUV?

[tcepsa.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so happy! It's definitely a good thing that we secretly got married a few weeks after we started dating, so that it will be a proper child in the eyes of the Lord. It's also a relief to know that we won't have to sleep together anymore; being that close to you for so long was making me very uncomfortable, and actually having sexual intercourse was so tiring. I'm glad thats over :)

That's right, I totally forgot about the SUV. I guess I just got so excited about these new documents that I forgot--you know how much I love reading these little gems :) However, for a brand-new SUV that I can show off to the neighborhood and let the world know I am a success, I think I can let the papers wait a little while.

I've been thinking that maybe a Hummer would be even better; its wider, so there's more room for fish and bumperstickers to spread the Loving Message of our Lord Jesus.

[emeraldliz.livejournal.com]

spread the Loving Message of our Lord Jesus
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Hmmm trash the evangelicals and zealots all you want.

But the loving message itself and Jesus Christ himself is something I take seriously and actually wish it WOULD be spread more often.

I can't resist...

[tcepsa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we need to get a few more of the pro-life stickers and I've always wanted one of those "In case of Rapture, this SUV will be driverless" ones too. It's so sad that people don't understand that Jesus wasn't trying to unite everyone, but to separate them as the farmer separates the wheat grains from the chaff. I wish more people would get that; I mean, he says as much in Matthew 10:34... And I try to be patient and kind with the chaff people, but it's really hard when I know in my heart of hearts that even though God loves them he's going to throw them into the Furnace just like the farmer burns off the chaff once it has been separated from the wheat.

Re: I can't resist...

[emeraldliz.livejournal.com]

As long as we know the truth :)

[elkor.livejournal.com]

Not only would I be able to meet with my brothers and sisters in Christ

Please don't ever use that phrase in real life.

I don't think my brain could handle it.

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

Right now, you win.

[free-of-whip.livejournal.com]

I just added you. Absolutely any of my friends can tell you that I just swoon over guys who like NIST manuals, the 700 Club, and stopping the left wing homo agenda--although of course it is a totally pure swoon, not involving any of that fornicating stuff.

[nuja.livejournal.com]

For starters, it was painful for me to read you mixing up "there," "their" and "they're."

I'm thrilled to find that you've embraced the Lord, however. I really was starting to worry about you; you were getting a little too into that Physics stuff, and I secretly worried that it'd lead you to other sciences, and perhaps to supporting the theory of evolution. You can't imagine how happy i was to find that that's not actually the case.

Best wishes for your incoming bundle of joy. You'll be wonderful parents; Of all people, I know you'll raise him (you'll abandon or drown it if it's a girl, i hope) to know his place as a middle-class white male-- at the top of the food chain! Football camp and a sheltered, suburban life, no doubt; only the best for your little one. Best of luck! Don't let him play too often with poor or colored children (and especially not indian kids).

Joel, you should respect your boss's authority, as much as you may dislike him. Please, watch what you say about him. I'll pray for you and your temper issues. Remember, blessed are the meek. Except those S&M sub characters-- they're just going to Hell. Hedonistic freaks.

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